In far off hot green land Croakwell see blue man with big nose standing on his head a lot. Big Blue Nose should avoid ugly dryskin with green gloves and hair like spinereed grass made of gold. Dryskin plans to make Big Blue Nose stand right way up always. Not good… Big Blue Nose prefer being upside down.

Croakwell see huge village in mountain of fire. People there fall over and talk nonsense and laugh. Is Plague of Silliness from bad water in cups. Make terrible mess. People of fire mountain all have to spend many moons cleaning up mess from Plague of Silliness.

Croakwell see man in big tall house of white stones standing before altar – altar has no shiny things! Blasphemy!  Man wear robes and Silly Hat, not turban like real seers wear. Waves hands about and people kneel and do as man says. Man pretend to be good, when no-one looks he kiss big black lizard dressed as lady-dryskin. Man in Silly Hat should keep  secrets more secret, or everyone know he lizard-kisser. Croakwell not see problem with kissing lizard, but dryskins think it very bad. Man in Silly Hat need be more careful.

Man with big hair on face wanders in windy cold mountain look for secrets. Secrets he find, but glass balls fall out of his pocket while he looks. Big-Hairy-Face need stitch hole in pockets or risk loosing all shiny things! Never good!

Croakwell see big dryskin the colour of bruisewood nut and broken flippers in long white dress. She cry in little room, has never lain eggs so sad. Brokefoot Dryskin wear dress made of shiny-stuff and best turban-material. Many people cheer and give Brokefoot crown and then she happy – everyone want her to lay eggs then! Brokefoot best make time in calendar quick!

Croakwell see big tall rock, like Pillars Great Ones make. Pillar has big tents on top and lots of people – dryskins and not-dryskins. Magic light from Big Dark Sky shine on big rock pillar and it go floppy like fish, all tents fall off! Many people scream in fear as tents fall to ground. Very bad thing. Wonder what tent-people do to upset Great Ones so?

Big bad dryskin in Black Armor sit in dark on water-made-solid. He miss doll. Miss broodmother. When no-one look he cry black tears, cuts hair funny with it all in his eyes, listen to music like mammoth stuck in swamp. Why so miserable? Big Bad Dryskin look very silly. Should get proper haircut and cheer up, then females like him and not have to sulk in dark.

Big Shiny Ball see no more this time. Croakwell come back soon, tell dryskins what he see again. What Croakwell sees, happen. Croakwell always right. Best seer in world, yes! If dryskins like Croakwell, should ask Croakwell what he see. Bring bugs for Croakwell, future always better. Guaranteed!