"Dear Alliance Herald,
Wonderful news!
Contrary to the aims of those championing the cause of justice: I, Liau Levant, with my trusted lieutenants Alejandre Lakestrider, and Ardies 'the Butcher', are healthy and well. Since reading your article regarding our acts we've been contemplating updating you on our current situation. Here is the result!
The gold taken from the caravan we assaulted went to a noble cause indeed. We abandoned many of our number, and aquired passage from Elwynn to an undisclosed location where the remaining gold is ensuring a life of fine drinks and finer company. We can only offer our deepest thanks for the good you have done us! In truth, I cannot imagine how we could possibly pay our marvelous Tuskarr waiter Jeeves without your help.
My lieutenant Alejandre tells me that we have recently been declared enemies of the state by the Kingdom of Stormwind. He also tells me to expect guards to be searching for us. I feel it only sporting to let you know that you will not discern our whereabouts from any Goblin Cartel you are familiar with.
Once again, I offer you my thanks. I have had a picture painted for you, so I can truly share what we now have. I hope you enjoy it, and treat it. Perhaps you could print an update in your paper?
Yours
Liau Levant."