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Arainne

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Stormwind Upgrades
« on: August 09, 2009, 02:05:40 AM »
Have taken most of the pictures I need. If this thread should be elsewhere, feel free to move it. Third article in construction, that goes on the war desk though I think.

SPECIAL DELIVERY
Stormwind Postal Service delivers convenience in a box



Stormwind Mail has unveiled its master plan to make accessing mail more convenient to the denizens of Stormwind – After a lightning job by Stormwind’s busy-bee workers, you now have nineteen new mailboxes at your disposal. However, the installation has sparked some complaints from already-stressed postal workers. These unsung folk, magically or otherwise, ferry thousands of letters, tonnes of items and coinage all over the world and now have to deliver to even more mailboxes. One postal mage protested; “We’re already overworked to breaking point! We do need to rest!”
Regardless, it seems that the boxes are here to stay. Remember, if you have any opinions or stories, even about this sort of mundane thing, you can contact us!


New mailbox locations!


- Radzi
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Arainne

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Re: Stormwind Upgrades
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 02:06:03 AM »
A CLEAN SWEEP
Maintenance teams purge canals of filth
With the introduction of mailboxes, maintenance workers took advantage of the empty streets to clean the canals as there were no citizens on the street to be affected by the smell. One worker said he was “immensely proud”, and the result has been described as “outstanding”. It is anticipated that it will remain clean for at least a week.


Crystal clear waters... For now.
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Re: Stormwind Upgrades
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 03:19:33 AM »
Is it only Stormwind that's gotten new mailboxes?
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Re: Stormwind Upgrades
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 04:20:10 AM »
I don't know, I'll check that now.

Edit: Ironforge doesn't seem to have any new ones, fair to assume Darnassus doesn't either, etc., but I think Dalaran does.
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Re: Stormwind Upgrades
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 05:29:36 AM »
Pictures implimented and minor text tweakings/addings
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Re: Stormwind Upgrades
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 05:58:39 AM »
Time to pick on our colonial brethren - 'Irregardless' is a made up conflated word spawned from illogical American mangling of English ;)

'Regardless' works better in my book.

God that sounds bitchy when it's not supposed to. I'm just proofing, I'm not having a pop at anyone :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 06:03:14 AM »
Tweaked for patriotism =p
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